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The biggest nerd since Bill Gates and proud of it.' - Ruben himself.

< A picture of me taken in 1997 (status: geek)

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  My Life:
 I was born in the Royal North Shore hospital on the 27th of March, 1986 (in Sydney, Australia, for those non New South Welsh people) where I was, in fact, the smallest baby in the ward, but had 'the lungs that could scream a thousand screams', need I say more?
I lived in Sydney for a good 2 months before we were transferred to Melbourne of all places, where I have lived most of my life. Melbourne can be described in three words: grey, rain, depressing. I remember my mum telling me when the Bicentennial was on in Sydney in 1988 (100 years of Aussie federation), watching it on TV in her dreary home in Melbourne, with the rain lashing outside looking at Sydney, sunny, clear and happy with celebration just made her (and all the other Sydney residents in Melbourne) scream... .
After 6 years in Melbourne, we moved again to Brisbane in the Sunshine State, where we lived for only a year and a half, before moving to Singapore in 1996, five years ago now.
For those obsessed people, here is my fact file:
 Name: Ruben Michael (Hans) Schade
 Age: As of March 2001: 15
 Birthday: 27th March 1986
 Weight: 36.8 kilograms
 Eye Colour: Green-Brown
 Hair Colour: Blond
 Hair Length: Short
 Tongue Colour: Purple
 Hobbies: Computers, reading, cooking
   
 Computer Speed: 933MHz Pentium III Processor w/ MMX
 RAM: 256MB
 Screen Size: 15 Inch LCD
 Hard Disk: 30 Gigabytes
 

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